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RE: Job Position - commander in chief
Objective

Claiming my rightful position as leader of the free world despite ZERO elective, appointive, or public military experience.

Qualifications






Education

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault”

– @realDonaldTrump
Entitlements

When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything…

Grab them by the pussy

References
  • David Duke

    Former Imperial Wizard, KKK

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  • Vladimir Putin

    President of Russia

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  • Martin Shkreli

    Price gouger and 2nd worst human

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  • Mike Tyson

    Punched in the head for a living

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    “It's freezing and snowing in New York—we need global warming!”

    Skills
    Endorse the Donald
    accomplishments
    EVERY LIVING EX-PRESIDENT'S COMMENTS ON TRUMP
    Volunteer Work

    Work and not get paid?

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